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Psycho Starter Pack
Small/Medium FlexFit
$79.00
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Psycho Starter Pack
$79.00
Everything you need to get unhinged on the course—all in one pack. This bundle is for the truly obsessed, the ones who know that golf isn’t just a hobby, it’s a problem.
Contents
- 1 hat (for hiding your swing thoughts)
- 1 towel (for wiping away bad decisions)
- 1 ball marker (because you’re not missing that putt, right?)
- 1 sticker (for your car, water bottle, or wherever you want to warn people)
Description
psycho starter pack. hat, towel, ball marker, sticker. everything you need to let everyone know you’re not here to make friends. save $14. spend it on range balls you’ll lose anyway. limited run. for the dangerously obsessed. comes in a box, not a therapy session.
Why You Need It
- makes you look like you belong (or at least like you care)
- all the gear, none of the gatekeeping
- perfect gift for that one friend who’s always “just hitting a few”
Details
- limited quantities
- all items branded with the golf psychos identity
- not responsible for any questionable decisions made while wearing this stuff