the timeline

July 18, 2025: group chat gets out of hand. golf psychos is born. logo: a ‘G’ with a jason mask.
August 2025: first meme goes live. our DMs instantly fill with confessions.
November 4, 2025: over 2,800 facebook followers. over 2,150 instagram followers. one reel hits 200K+ views. panic and pride ensue.
December 2025: demand for merch comes flooding in and we scramble to make it happen... facebook explodes to over 4500 followers and instagram cracks 3000.
January 2026 (we hope) merch drops. hats, towels, ball markers. golf bags everywhere suddenly look more unhinged.
Today: still not instructional. still not sorry.